But she still won’t split the bills

I have a housemate that bothers to show her face when it’s convenient for her. We don’t talk. We have totally separate lives. She thinks she has a job, but clearly not, or she’d be helping with finances.

Today I caught her putting the moves on a barrista. Because they’re such catches, you know. I guess Larry could be, but whatever.

??????????

MAYBE YOU COULD PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL OR SOMETHING SOMETIME, HUH? Stupid Eight Eyes.

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About herdthinner

Writer and artist who pays the bills with another job
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4 Responses to But she still won’t split the bills

  1. NotAPunkRocker says:

    Aw, she’s a cute little thing!

    Considering the cost of coffee, she’s smart to go for the barista 🙂

  2. The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the Starbucks spout
    Down came the expresso and burned the spider’s tender nether regions out
    Out came the lawyer and with a million dollar settlement
    And the itsy bitsy spider never had to go out for coffee again.

    OK, that sucked… but it started off nice!

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