I have a housemate that bothers to show her face when it’s convenient for her. We don’t talk. We have totally separate lives. She thinks she has a job, but clearly not, or she’d be helping with finances.
Today I caught her putting the moves on a barrista. Because they’re such catches, you know. I guess Larry could be, but whatever.
MAYBE YOU COULD PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL OR SOMETHING SOMETIME, HUH? Stupid Eight Eyes.